We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…