Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious