Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day