The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized