In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
