We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
