I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
I want what you want so I want a cow
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
