I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds