For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way