Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

My ego is too big

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine