When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed