If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for