Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
