I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said