I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Time is relentless. Are you?

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes