Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
God is the world’s only super-bower
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
