When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death