My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
