Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
