Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
