People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone