You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…