A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski