Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you