One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of