We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us
I risked loss And lost; I win
