It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power