Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain