The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…