I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Never Win Anything

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time