You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference