Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
