It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD