Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
