The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by