All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe