All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic: