Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure