I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell