The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons