As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class