Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
