There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans