It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
