Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong