Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…