I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…