I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…