As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want