Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible