If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant