The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know