You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them