Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
If you Buy it You might Like it
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...