As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Mating For Life Saved My

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway