It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
