Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
If you Buy it You might Like it
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
